The People on Music
Think it's time for some music.
My soul needs to be fed.
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Music and Twitter are a lot.
alike. You don't have to like
what's cool, just fund what
speaks to you and use it to
drown the rest out.
-@rockytophater
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Someone sending you a song
to listen to is like getting a
present to unwrap.
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There's a place I like to go
where the fast songs meet the
slow. And people come from
miles around just to hear an
old guitar sound
-@jackiesch
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When you can't find the words
to express your emotions, let
music be your voice.
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No one should ever tell you
how to feel, unless it's music.
Listen to those feelings.
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You listen to music with your
ears...
You hear music with your
heart.
_____________________________
​
Millennials will never know the
glory of holding a lighter in the
air, burning their fingers, for a
solid 11 minutes of Free Bird.
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Music is and will always be an
eternal companion. Music is
forevermore... it becomes a
part of you, and stays with
you... til the end...
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​
Music... When you want to
remember, when you want to
forget, when you need to
escape.
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I've heard that some country and western
music is worth listening to, but I think that's
just a Keith Urban legend.
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Where one song stops and
just before the next one starts.
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What smoulders inside,
Screams to be let out,
The right note has yet to be
played.
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Listening to him strum his
guitar. Letting the music
Surround us with sweet
nostalgia.
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​
I've heard that some country and western
music is worth listening to, but I think that's
just a Keith Urban legend.
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​
Sometimes it's a drug, sometimes it's an
antidote.
~Music
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​
My music is what my feelings
sound like...sometimes
terrifying
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​
it's the kind of song that pulls
your heart out because it's
everything that love should
sound like if it were put to
music
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​
You liking the same song as
me raises your level of
hotness.
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​
There are songs that even 20
years later can take you to
places long left behind &
memories all but forgotten...
Music is our soul's voice.
-@daFMPants
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Sometimes sanity, is most
easily found, in a pair of
earphones.
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Music breathes with me when
I forget to.
-@incharmuese
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Music can be a magical,
mystical miracle of sound for
the soul.
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​
Maybe I want to be your
music.
-@incharmuese
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People who stay in the car a
little longer to listen to music
are my kind of people.
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​
Just a few notes of the song can
force you to dance with the
demons you desperately try to
bury deep inside.
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​
The world fades. Just you and
the band. A concert for one in
a crowded hall. Music seeping
into your soul.
A hug for your lonesome bones
__________________________
​
*Turns the music up so I can
think clearly*
-@Elbocho65
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Going without music for too
long is a starvation all its own.
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If you want my body and you
think I'm sexy...You must be
drinkin' that Funky Cold Medina
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there are ghosts along the
edge of the fog, ready to
graffiti the town...
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​
This time play the music on
shuffle and let fate decide our
tempo.
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​
there are ghosts along the
edge of the fog, ready to
graffiti the town...
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Awaken the song forgotten
Span time through my life
When there's no safety net
Catch the light from my heart
And we will be flying ~
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Gen X: American Pie was one
of the greatest pieces of art
produced in our generation.
An all-time classic.
Millennial: Ours too.
-@eddiesteadyno
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It's only really a problem if
turning the music up louder
won't solve it.
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​
It's only really a problem if
turning the music up louder
won't solve it.
_______________________
​
If I had a time machine, I'd
probably just use it to go back
in time to see concerts.
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​
the music is so good in my car
right now i just want to drive
cross country.
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​
You know the music is good
when you stop listening and
just feel it
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​
I was initiated into the dark
wondrous world of carnal
desires by a demon's voice
howling "Whole Lotta Love"
from an AM radio in the night.
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I tuned the darkness
out of my soul
as the chords strummed out poetry
left only with a feeling of euphoria
in the vibration of the music
_______________________
​
I love when a song embraces
me with a shiver.
-
-_______________________
​
My favorite hiding place is
somewhere between the
music and the lyrics.
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​
Sometimes I look forward to
driving to work in traffic so I
can listen to my music
uniterrupted
_______________________
​
You can change the station
but she'll still be in every song
_______________________
​
Music is the only way to stay
high and grounded at the
same time.
_______________________
​
I don't know the history of
every band or the story behind
every song. But I
guaranfuckingtee I know the
music.
_______________________
​
He knows the way to her heart
isn't flowers, it's adding new
songs to her playlist.
_______________________
​
Sometimes I listen to music,
other times I feel it...
Sometimes I live it...
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​
You hear it your way and I hear
it my way. That's the beauty of
music.
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​
I love music
It's an escape
Like sleeping
But while awake
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​
There used to be records,
tapes, CDs... Now I'm not even
sure where the music comes
from. It's just there.
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​
Killer: (holding a gun to my
head) Any last requests?
Me: Freebird
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I may not remember the name
of the song or even who sang
it, but I'll always remember
how it made me feel.
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No song is more melodious
than those words which make
you fall in love with your life
once again.
-@DivaTulips
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​
Close the door, turn off the
world and crank up the music
with me.
-@thatwouldbeno
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​
Stages of hell:
-SOng stuck in your head
-Person stuck in your head
-Song that reminds you of a
person stuck in your head
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​
hungover in a dream
as she falls from
the sky
in the form of music
and all I can do
is embrace
the fall
​
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every note speaks
through the noise & pain
to listen
to feel
& escape to the light
find my heart
infused
in the rhythm
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​
I just heard Pearl Jam played
on an oldies/classic rock
station, so yeah, I know what it
feels like to get kicked in the
balls.
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​
I can't think of a Nirvana tweet
that hasn't already been
done.
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
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There are sounds inside me
waiting to be played. Yearning
for expression beyond
explanation or understanding
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​
Music understands that
feeling when you're struggling
to understand what the fuck
you're feeling.
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Be my alone. Be my empty
room. Be the place I can write
emotions all over your walls
-@acousticprint
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​
Kool & the Gang was neither
cool nor a real gang.
Discuss amongst yourselves
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If you don't feel the song; don't
pretend to know the lyrics
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'Like a bird on the wire
Like a drunk in a midnight
choir
I have tried in my way to be
free'
Leonard Cohen
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Pa keeps a picture of Mama
up in his visor and serenades
her with FM love songs---real
loud---like she can hear him
up in heaven.
#1lineWed
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Ever notice angels live in the
music but the demons live
between?
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Like that song that breaks your
heart while holding it together
at the same time.
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​
My favorite color Rain is
Purple.
-@thatwouldbeno
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​
*searches for off switch to
brain and gets lost in the
music section*
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​
We're gonna talk in only music
and
sighs of relief tonight.
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​
Polka dots are just regular dots
that have terrible terrible taste in
music.
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​
Two lane back road in the
middle of nowhere with you
and the radio
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​
I only respond to DM's with
lyrics from Bee Gees' songs.
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​
These raindrops
on dirty windows
They sing a song of sorrow
If you listen closely
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​
*sings "I will survive"at
karaoke bar
*gets hit by a bus in the
parking lot
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​
*sings "I will survive"at
karaoke bar
*gets hit by a bus in the
parking lot
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​
He died doing what he loved:
driving through a dangerous
part of town with his windows
down and Air Supply at full
volume
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The most minor keys in the
chord progression can feel
major.
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​
Some guy's singing Huey
Lewis at this karaoke bar.
There are Fake News behind
him.
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​
Whatever it is that stirs your
soul,
listen to that.
Everything else is just
noise.
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​
Oh, you don't like Radiohead?
Well, aren't you special? So
fucking special
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​
You don't know her heart until
she shares that one song that
saved her.
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I don't like the person I
become when DMX comes on
the radio.
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​
The Kmart by me closed. I just
had enough to finally get
those Whitesnake cassettes
out of lay-a-way!!!
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​
It begins as background noise
But calms down your stress
It understands you more than
you do
It gives you a feeling unlike any
other
~music
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​
For every alcoholic beverage
you drink, God takes a day
away from your life and gives it
to Keith Richards.
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​
I keep all my favorite thoughts
about her in the music where I
can play her over and over.
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dear music, thank your for
saving my life more times than
i can count.
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​
The song you skip. You know
the one. Every beat a touch,
each lyric a whisper, the
melody a lifetime. A record
scratch of forgotten scars.
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​
My soul languishes
in forbidden song
Its whisperings I did long
Memories fighting back tears
Peace my lost friend is here
_______________________
You can literally sing any words
you want to a Beck song and get
them 90% right.
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A song so beautiful it brings a
tear to your eye...I want to be
that song
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​
There's a song playing in my
mind, and you're holding me
so close as we dance...
*that
-@JustJenBlue
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When it comes to music, always
choose the honesty only found in
explicit.
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If a song gives me goosebumps
once, it will every single time
forever.
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She's not just asking about your
taste in music. She's looking for a
peek into your soul.
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Gotta love the days when
every song on your shuffle
goes straight to your soul.
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When the music leads you
down a side street, you follow.
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There is always someone who
will have the right lyrics to the
soundtrack of your soul..
~So keep playing the "A" side
-@MiaQuirks
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I can't draw worth a damn,. I'll
never have a hand come to life
off the paper and pull me into
a cartoon world to dance to an
'80s song.
-@usermcuserface
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I wonder if U2 ever found what
they were looking for
- and other thoughts that keep
me awake at night
-@LionPandaLanda
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When your melody doesn't
match my beat I suddenly see
the heartbreaking truth.
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"I'm down if there's music
involved" - me about literally
anything
-@julie24beth
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Music was my first Love
and Music will be my last
Music can make me slow right
down....
or move so fucking
fast
-@MiaTraits
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if you don't sing Jack and
Diane with me in the car then
we can never be lovers.
______________________
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Only few things in life can ever
be compared to the joy of
being introduced to or
discovering new music.
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​
I'd like to think that one day
people won't be judged on
race or gender, but on their
taste in music...
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​
You can't feel the music if you
keep trying to mute the lyrics.
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​
I almost did a tweet for an 80s
music contest then I
remembered I can't go for that
(no can do)
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Music is how we survive when
we're forced to endure our
own company.
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​
sometimes i actually think
music can put broken things
back together
-@onlywreckage
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​
Trying to go back to sleep and
my brain is like, Abra abracadabra I wanna reach
out and grab ya
______________________
​
I used to wait for hrs with my
finger on the record button of
a boom box after requesting a
song on the radio. I'm familiar
with commitment.
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​
I let my old radio dangle on
precarious cords until I
realized it didn't play my song
anymore
______________________
​
How many records does she
have to play until you finally
shut up and listen?
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​
I don't care if you sing it, write
it, spray-paint it on a wall, or
burn it into your skin, just don't
let your art die inside of you.
______________________
​
Show me someone who says
they like all types of music and
I will show you someone who
has never been on hold before
a conference call.
______________________
​
Music is the time machine that
takes me back to where I need
to be.
______________________
​
Don't tell me I know nothing about
love. I've heard every Boyz II Men
song ever.
______________________
​
I always fear going through
immigration and customs at
Boston; it's more than a
feeling.
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​
Omg just let me listen to sad
songs and be dramatic for a
minute.
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​
understanding is born
in the silennce between beats
people panic in the pauses
and lose track of the rhythm
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​
It's not like I want to sit in this
office waiting on a customer
forced to listen to Bruce
Hornsby but that's just the
way it is.
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​
She's always listening to
music. She can't take the
noise outside. She can't
handle the sound within.
______________________
​
You can take the musicians
but you can't take the music.
Rock and roll will never die.
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​
I miss loud music.
You just don't get tinnitus and
bleeding ears like you used to
in the olden days.
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Music is and always will be the
best psychotherapistt I have
ever had.
-@Kolibri0511
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​
There is not enough music
taught in schools and it's a
shame.
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​
I grew up thinking art was
pictures
until I got into music and
found I
was an artist and didn't paint.
-Chuck Berry
#RIPChuckBerry
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​
If you have never tapped your
foot while listening to the Bee
Gees "Stayin' Alive" then
you're dead inside.
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​
If you pipe that Don Johnson
album from the 80s into your
guest's bedroom, they'll leave
much sooner.
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​
When I look at my acoustic
guitar
It seems to whisper
"Play me"
So I do
Then its whisper becomes a
song
and it sings..
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​
When you're in the parking lot
and listening to Rick Astley
Looks around to make sure
nobody is watching you
_____________________
​
Before you play the song all I
wanna know about it is,
Is it a banger?
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​
I bare my body by stripping my
mind of all defenses while I
bare my heart by sharing my
songs.
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​
Sometimes she turns it up so
loud even her demons can't
help but dance.
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​
Fact: In the '80s nobody could
have sex until someone
started playing a saxophone.
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​
Sometimes the music is
chasing your soul,
and sometimes you're chasing
the music.
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​
I'm "maybe the song will make
more sense when I see the
video" years old.
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​
Apparently people don't
appreciate the cowbell music
mastery that is Don't Fear the
Reaper when they're on hold
with a funeral home.
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​
I listen to really depressing
music because it doesn't
expect me to smile and
pretend
_____________________
​
Ed Sheeran didn't even want
to learn how to play the guitar,
but as a short redhead horny
man, he had little choice.
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​
Ask me for my favorite color
and I'll give you one, but ask
me for my favorite song and I'll
give you three hundred and
sixty five.
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​
Sometimes the music takes
me to the only place that I
really want to go.
_____________________
​
.she's just a girl writing love songs
for men she doesn't love
anymore.
_____________________
​
My retirement plan is basically
listen to Dark Side of the Moon
and play computer solitare.
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​
What if 2 people have a song, but
neither knows what it is
_____________________
​
Their connection as seductive as
the needle hitting the vinyl.
_____________________
​
To know her is to know the
moments and music behind
her brown eyes.
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​
Probablyl going to take a
shower, get my second wind
then stay up til dawn tweeting
song lyrics..
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​
Some girls are made of
riddles, some girls are made of
songs.
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​
There's a song playing in my
mind, and you're holding me
so close as we dance...
*that
-@JustJenBlue
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​
Oh god, the NyQuil gel cap is
kicking in.
I feel a strong urge to tweet
Tori Amos lyrics.
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​
You're the song I just keep
replaying even though I know
you wrote it for someone else.
_____________________
​
The songs of her soul are
never on repeat. Instead,
theyy're a constant remix of
older music that continues to
evolve.
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​
we rode the music
into the night
allowed it to sustain us
until morning light
_____________________
​
One night we'll lie on our
backs, and share earbuds,
and name the stars after the
songs we listen to.
_____________________
​
And then someone else's
music became the soundtrack
to your life.
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​
It's just her and the world;
Spinning and dancing to
the sound of their own
crazy little tune.
_____________________
​
She wished for a flower; he
planted her a garden. She
wished for music; he wrote her
a song. She wished for
happiness; he gave her the
world
_____________________
​
So, are we all just going to
keep ignoring the fact that
Drake is rap's answer to
Nickelback?
_____________________
​
It's just another song for most,
but for me, it's my reason to
breathe.
_____________________
​
If they talk over your favorite
song it's a sign that they're
plotting your death
_____________________
​
I whispered my
Dreams to the stars
And the night sang
Her name back to me.
_____________________
​
She'll dance inside your soul if
you let her... so just let her
dance
_____________________
​
U know when a really good
song comes on & u look at
urself in the rearview mirror all
dramatic like ur in a music vid
cuz neither do i then
_____________________
​
Stringing together the day as
music plays off in the
background
_____________________
​
It's 420 eve. Don't forget to
leave out milk and cookies for
snoop Dogg..
_____________________
​
Come...
run your hands firmly
over...
the keyboard of my mind,
feel those...
keys
push them hard
and let the music flow
-@MiaTraits
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​
A beautiful song plays
As the music gently
Strokes your face
Tears begin to fall
Each note catching them
Absorbing all the pain
Holding you
_____________________
​
We never did the kids' music
thing. They listened to my
music from birth. Gets them
into trouble, but long term,
good investment.
_____________________
​
It's Iggy Pop's birthday.
Nobody should be wearing a
shirt today.
_____________________
​
Curious: is there a song that
makes you think "damn, this
might actually be a perfect
song" every time you hear it?
_____________________
​
My favourite kind of friendships
are those that don't always
require words, but a simple
sharing of a song.
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​
Alfijnbahkfnbsbbakrbbjdnebzk
hzueonyvag macarena
yrvixndvwhkga ndhwkdbcbe
hayvektoubabrjnahor
HEYYYY MACARENA
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​
Panic! At The Disco And Also
Anytime You Find Yourself
Somewhere With Lots Of
Other People
_____________________
​
My favorite band that's seven
times as vengeful is Avenged
Sevenfold.
_____________________
​
"She had more Hawks and
Zeppelin shirts than hope for
the future. Drowned in a brew
barrel" - my headstone,
probably
_____________________
​
So, AC/DC, it seems that Hell won't pay for your drinks and
flashing my American thighs
didn't cover it either.
-Me in an Aussie jail
_____________________
​
Anyone else want to pool
resources and pay Bon Jovi to
stop doing commercials?
_____________________
​
Anyone else want to pool
resources and pay Bon Jovi to
stop doing commercials?
_____________________
​
Love is a battlefield...
...but sometimes it's just, like, a
civil war reenactment.
_____________________
​
"My mind is melting, man." -
Woodstock
"My mom dropped me off" -
Coachella
_____________________
​
Sitting alone in the cool of
the evening, wine in hand,
Etta James spinning her vinyl
magic
The romance of simplicity
makes me feel at home
_____________________
​
15 has radio on today's music
station.
13 gets in car, says this
sucks, changes to classic
rock.
Don't tell me I can't have a
favorite.
_____________________
​
She dreams in music. When I
listen hard enough I can
recognize the song.
_____________________
​
Nick's coming over
Nick from work, or Nick who
thinks he's a scorpion?
*Nick bursts through the
door* HERE I AM, ROCK YOU
LIKE A HURRICANE
_____________________
​
I struggle with geography and
math, occasionally grammar...
Basically I'm bad at knowing
things that aren't lyrics to
songs no one remembers
_____________________
​
Whenever (You Gotta) Fight
For Your Right (To Party!) by
The Beastie Boys comes on, I
just start kicking random
people's asses on the street
_____________________
​
Maybe if Semisonic
committed to the entire sonic
they would've had more hits.
_____________________
​
If somebody shares their
music with you, pay attention.
It's not just a song. It's like they
just shared a piece of
themselves with you.
_____________________
​
I can't remember how old I am,
but I remember:
Is that freedom rock?
Well, turn it up!
_____________________
​
If you haven't had a Seals &
Crofts song stuck in your
head for 2 weeks, then you're
obviously not as cool as me.
_____________________
​
If you cannot teach me to fly,
teach me to sing.
- J.M. Barrie
_____________________
​
Every radio station in San
Diego is playing a Pink Floyd
song right now.
_____________________
​
I wish I could turn on a Katy
Perry party mix to clear this
place out.
_____________________
​
Imagine falling in love with
someone and then finding out
that they're Justin Bieber's #1
fan.
_____________________
​
His words play over her,
matching the music of her
soul,
settling her mind,
while igniting her senses.
_____________________
​
The way he clanks his fork
between bites makes me hate
the sound of heavy metal.
Now I'm shuffling to find a
harder rock.
_____________________
​
If you find someone who loves
every song on your playlist,
the search is over.
____________________
​
I can always find you in the
rhythm... it's whi I never turn
the music off
-@RangerOnDeck
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​
a melody to break your heart
and another to piece it back
together
____________________
​
When you make pancakes
with Limp Bizquick, a douche
chef in a backwards red hat
shows up and throws your
griddle & mixing bowl on the
floor.
____________________
​
Rascal Flatts is my favorite
band name that sounds like
fancy roadkill.
____________________
​
If I owned a bar, I'd hire a metal
band to scream an obnoxious
cover of Semisonic's "Closing
Time" on repeat for the last half
hour nightly.
____________________
​
As a kid, unbenownst to me, I
had quite the reputation as a
player because I used to walk
around singing "Afternoon
Delight."
____________________
​
Some things in life are just
difficult.
Relationships, work, doing the
right thing and dancing to
Black Dog.
____________________
​
Gwen Stefani: The shit is
bananas.
Monkey: This lady gets it.
____________________
​
"The Boys are Back in
Town"...
Except it's carpenter bees
returning
in the spring to chew up my
garage.
____________________
​
During their prime, when Guns
& Roses was out of control,
they should have done a rock
cover of the Beverly Hills Cop
theme called "AXL AF."
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Raindrops and romance,
spining vinyl and twirling my
skirt, long deep kisses and
lingering glances
~just a few of my favorite
things
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When is Kid Rock gonna
change his name to Man
Rock???... He's 41 For crying
out loud!!!
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Hotel California Reviews
-Don H. 3/14/76:
"Such a lovely place"
-Glenn F. 5/23/76:
"(Such a lovely place)"
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Ironically, Kool Aid man's favorite band is The Doors.
Unironically, his favorite song is Break on Through to the Other Side.
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Kashmir plays in my ear Rhythm and writhing call me come here
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I tried to turn down the loudness of the air in my car with the volume dial.
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Me: *ear close to my plate* Him: What are you doing?
Me: Shhhh.
Him: You thought they said vegetable melody, didn't you? Me: I said SHHHH!
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Every single situation that's ever existed can be summed up in madonna's back catalogue
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Don't thank me for RTing you, thank this empty bottle of cough syrup and some seriously loud Nirvana unplugged.
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I love and hate the way music reminds me of everything I've lost or forgotten.
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I just realized I've been listening to Queen in the background and when I realized it, I was both calm and confused.
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*plays perfect air drums to Rush's Tom Sawyer*
*gets instant Canadian citizenship & lifetime supply of maple syrup*
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Road trip, 70 Ford Galaxy, Nighthawks at the Diner on
8-track, real life Tom Waits characters in tow playing gas gauge roulette till the end
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The Divinyls "I Touch Myself" is my favourite song about..... Touching myself.
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I promised myself to never do a Whitesnake tweet but Here I Go Again..
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How is she feeling? She's a goddamn woman~ so probably a beautiful ballad, a bit of gangsta rap, and a thousand songs in between.
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At my funeral I want all of my
pallbearers to do the dance
from Thriller
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I'm wearing a cropped jean jacket with a maxi dress so I'm like the opposite of that Cake song.
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Sorry I don't remember your
birthday because I know the
lyrics to every 90s song ever made
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It begins as background noise But calms down your stress It understands you more than you do It gives you a feeling unlike any other
~music
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I bought a Bee Gees album for mom from Amazon in '02 & every time I login now, a geriatric-coked-up Studio 54 dancer sprays me with glitter.
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Just sang the Spice Girls' "Wannabe" to my baby as I changed his diaper which is ironic because I really didn't wanna be changing a diaper.
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It's a long stretch between the early bird special and the black bird singing in the dead of night.
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Some people are the music, some are the electricity that keep it playing.
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GRANDPA: I have shrapnel stuck in my head from World War II
ME: I've had that Chumbawamba song stuck in my head since 1997 so I feel ya
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There is the band The Grateful Dead. Then there is me, the ungrateful living.
-@sincir3000
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I think work would be much more exciting if I had the kind of love in an elevator
Aerosmith talked about.
-@lcwf70
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Getting to know a person is getting to know the lyrics of their life. As we get deeper, we understand the melody and enjoy the music.
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I was singing a Meatloaf ballad to my cats at the exact moment I realized I would be alone forever.
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some of the greatest life lessons i have ever learned are in a song.
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Listening to mom's favorite songs so it feels like she's sitting right here.
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Shut up and puff the magic dragon.
-@bee00777
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her pulse hits the paper like a needle on a record
-@blushingwars
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Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with sound checks He was the worst roadie of all time
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My ponytail got caught in the back of my wife beater and I wrote 7 new Kid Rock songs
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Wanting to dive head first into your soundgarden and taste your pearl jam
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Nickleback plays a concert here in a couple hours. I was wondering why this Walmart is so empty.
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Letting someone pick the music in my car is the ultimate game of trust fall...
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As long as I have laughter and music, I can make it through fucking anything
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Type/dancing at my stand-up work desk pretending to play keyboard in an 80’s music video.
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watching her dance to that song
you love
her body in rhythm to the lyrics
you know by heart
you've never felt such and ache
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Music... because sometimes you
want that feeling that no one else
can give you.
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Only reasons to snap your fingers
-learning how to snap
-Being rude to a waiter
-You're in a 1950s street gang
_You're Billy Joel
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Fuck you, police sirens as part of
songs when listening in the car.
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I'm not meaning to brag, but I'm
the Jimi Hendrix of the Kazoo
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Sometimes someone needs to
sing the color back into your life.
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I wish I could call a radio station
and request the songs I made up
on the playground when I was a
kid.
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The '70s called and they want
you to stop wearing KISS
makeup.
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I thought the brakes on my car
were squealing but it was just a
Mariah Carey song on the radio.
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When the lyrics are so beautiful
your soul starts running down
your cheeks.
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*song comes on the radio and I
panic
Oh god, please be Under
Pressure and not Ice Ice Baby.
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Not trying to brag but I'm pretty
sure the song Mother by Danzig
is about my TL.
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Me: if I told you that you have a
beautiful body, would you hold it
against me?
Funeral Director: Please leave sir
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If the answer is blowing in the
wind I want to know what the
question was.
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He starts playing the opening to
The Final Countdown as he peels
the shell off his hard boiled egg
because something this
momentous needs a soundtrack.. -@poutinesmoothie
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INTERVIEWER: What's your
biggest weakness?
VANILLA ICE: I've been known to
steal under pressure.
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Music 2018
What's a jukebox?
What's a dime?
What's Rock N' Roll?
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Ok, Bananarama, you win. What
exactly is a cruel summer? Does it
make fun of your bathing suit?
Kick puppies? Break up via text?
What is it?
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Pro tip:
The most effective way to keep
people from singing Sister
Christian to you is to sing it back
louder and more annoyingly than
they ever dreamed possible.
They won't repeat their mistake.
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Outlook, intelligence, humor, and
kindness are the neck, frets,
strings, and body.
Sex appeal is just the amplifier.
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Kurt: This deodorant smells like
teen spirit...oh well.
Dave: Did you say something?
Kurt: Whatever, Nevermind.
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CONCERT
FOREIGNER: I want to know
what love is. I want you to show
me
PAT BENATAR: (In front row,
holding up a picture of
Gettysburg)
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Any band can be a sweatband if
you dance hard enough to their
music.
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*Hears pan flute.
Oh shit, somebody's about to get
their ass whipped.
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You never know when you're
gonna make a memory so that's
why you should always be
playing a song just in case.
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Whatever became of Marky's
Funky Bunch?!
I'm missin their vibrations.
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If attacked by a bear play dead. If
that doesn't work play "Tiny
Dancer." Bears love that song.
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Why didn't the Foo Fighters call
their new album "Foo's Gold?"
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I left the window down in my car
all day and no one stole my
Whitesnake cassettes. Thank
God!
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I remember 12 year old me
walking into a middle school
dance, hearing the rousing licks
of "TNT" and this tiny sheltered
Catholic girl feeling a charge she
had never known existed.
Thank you, Malcom Young.
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Why didn't the Foo Fighters call
their new album "Foo's Gold?"
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(Day 387 of doing nothing but
riding elevators up and down all
over town)
Steven Tyler is full of shit.
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I'll bring a hoola hoop to your
mosh pit.
I'm a bad ass like that.
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If you're ever unsure about how to
describe adulthood, may I direct
you to the first three lines of
Dancing In The Dark by
Springsteen.
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For those who have already
rocked, please keep the line
moving so that those who are
about to rock get saluted.
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My grandpa worked for years
down at the C&C Music Factory.
Ultimately, he developed
dance lung.
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The wind is howling & the trees
are swaying like backup singers.
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There's no uncool way to wear
earbuds and air drum at the
dinner table.
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I'm going to spin you a record
~ because regardless of anything
else, we will always be in love with
music
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Boys II Men on the TV.
ME: "I loved listening to these
guys when I was a kid."
10yo son: "And they're still alive?!"
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You don't need to be musically
inclined in order to bring a
crescendo into my life.
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Popping songs like pills for music
is the only medicine.
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Never be seduced by a beautiful
singing voice without listening to
the lyrics.
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Music always intensifies the
colors in my eyes, both the
vibrant and the dark ones.
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sets her rhythm to your heartbeat
-@ribcageofroses
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Reaching out...
Touching me...
Touching you...
Sweeeeet Caroline...
HR & Caroline don't respect Neil
quite as deep as I do I guess.
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The music they listen to, the
books they read, and what they
collect will tell you everything
about them they can't find the
words to say.
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Forget that needle in the
haystack. A needle on vinyl is
where it's at.
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Sure I believe in UFOs. Pretty
much anything with Michael
Schenker really
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*Shaves head*
*goes Trick or Treating*
Her: What are you supposed to
be?
Me: I'm Billy Corgan!
*Smashes her pumpkin*
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No YOU touched yourself when
Justin Timberlake came on the
radio!
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Wish these headphones could
drown out the pain in my heart.
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That's great that you do crossfit, I
run out of breath singing with the
radio.
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I love Bruno Mars, but he really
needs to come back down to
Earth.
24K gold and Versace on the
floor?!
I have both, but still.
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I'm drunk and alone so naturally
I'm gonna listen to Poison and
look at old yearbooks
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Pop Music Fun Fact:
The "it" in DEVO's "Whip It" is
mashed potatoes.
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She pushed play, closed her eyes,
and let the music of life saturate
her mind.
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I'm - the Beastie Boys' mom made
some good points- years old.
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Some people are a playlist made
of all the wrong songs.
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Took a BuzzFeed quiz to see
which Spice Girl I am. My result
was Old.
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Look at me like your favourite
song just started playing and
you're discovering it for the first
time again.
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Few things are more intimate than
a song shared at 3 A.M.
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If you name your newborn Chaz,
he immediately offers to play you
his cover of Wonderwall.
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I have Cotton Eye Joe stuck in my
head and now so do you.
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i had to turn the music down
because the rain is falling
perfectly and sometimes it's just a
better soundtrack to the day
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Every Sunday morning should
start with the Low Spark of High
Heeled Boys
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I'm going to open a store called
The Jungle and I pray to Got it's
successful enough that in 20
years I can hire an elderly Axel
Rose as a greeter.
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Music can touch me wherever it wants
in front of anyone.
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After The Beatles, the next two musicians I know the most about are
Mumford & Sons and Garth Brooks,
if you wanted to stab me harder.
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I'm great with kids. Just don't play
Crazy Train when I'm, holding a
baby.
Because air guitar.
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I listen to the "Rocky" theme
music while eating a big meal.
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After looking both ways before
crossing the street, I like to do the
Safety Dance as an extra
precautionary measure.
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If you tap your foot to the beat of
Cum on Feel the Noize, you'll give
birth to a jean jacket.
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85% of the songs on the radio
would be a lot better if they went
with my lyrics instead.
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​
It's not the song's fault, but it
fee;s better than blaming it
all on myself.
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​
If you find yourself enjoying the
music in Starbucks, you probably
don't like music.
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​
Play me some rhythm and blues,
and hold me until I'm asleep
________________________
​
My cerebral cortex is filled with
synapses made up of musical
notes.
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I wanted to feel him, so I asked
him to tell me his favorite songs.
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The Black Plague was a typical
teenage plague until it started
listening to The Cure and wearing
eyeliner.
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I don't have teenaged children
but if I did I bet they'd have
terrible taste in music
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My life and my music isn't set to
any one specific genre... Much
less my tweets.
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she is all violin strings, tears & the
sheet music that fills every one of
my abandoned rooms
_________________________
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Rick: How many walkers have you
killed, how many people, and
why?
The Zombies: What's your name,
who's your daddy, is he rich like
me?
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​
Long time listener, first time caller;
was the "secret secret, I've got a
secret" in that Styx song about
Mr. Roboto being a sex robot?
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my hips sway to the music and
the rhythm of his words
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​
some of my favorite people play
the guitar and sing about their
pain
________________________
​
I'll scaramouche, but I don't do the
Fandango for every little
silhouetto of a man.
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​
If music brings you together, it's
likely to be one hell of a connection.
Realize it, and cherish it. Not
everyone gets that.
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​
I have no problem with Mumford
but his sons are another matter.
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​
Show me in this Aerosmith video
where Alicia Silverstone hurt you.
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​
(doctors)
Doc - I have some bad news
Me-*sweats*
D- You have a birdhouse in your soul
M- Small birds?
D- I'm afraid they might be giants
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Me: It's cold outside
*hands him a raincoat*
Rob Thomas: This won't actually
keep me warm at all. You know
that, right?
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​
..and then you put your ear buds in
and listen to it
One more time
________________________
​
Some days, the music is not in
tune but it's always a song worth
singing.
-Relationships
________________________
​
If someone says, "It takes two,"
and you think "to Tango" and not
"to male a thing go right," we
probably can't be friends.
________________________
​
Me: Fine, but can we go back to
the Christmas where I got the
purple jam box and the Slippery
When Wet cassette?
Ghost of Christmas Past: That's
not how this works.
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​
Fact: No one minds being called a
"white boy" when they're playing
funky music.
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​
I woke up with an 80s playlist
stuck in my head.
It's either going to be a great day
or I'm going to lock myself in my
room to cry, while wearing rolled
jeans and an off the shoulder
sweatshirt.
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​
Literally all of the answers you
seek can be found in the lyrics of
"The Humpty Dance"
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​
Songs on shuffle because I feel
like playing Russian roulette with
my heart
________________________
​
And then that perfect song
comes on - the one you need
right at that moment - and the
sky doesn't look so gray.
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​
What do you mean Slipknot is not
love making music.
-@Unlxphysco
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​
Tried to get the stomp-stomp-
clap of "We Will Rock You" going
in the men's bathroom but
APPARENTLY my co-workers
aren't really team players
________________________
​
All the camping advice a person
needs can be found in the TLC
song Waterfalls.
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​
I listen to panic at the Disco, and I
think, "It's so nice that there's a
band out there whose name
describes my future dating life..."
________________________
​
Let the radio play and dance like
everyone is looking at their
phones.
________________________
​
A girl was born with a harmonica
instead of vocal chords and when
she cried it filled the room with a
melody so sweet. "Make her cry
more! The villagers would shout.
"Throw trash at her and lets jig,
baby!" "HWAaangGG" she'd
reply.
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​
Never realized you owned a
chord in my soul until you played
it for me the first time.
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​
It's not so bad once you convince
your kids that Santana is
Christmas music.
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​
Slow dance with me in the
kitchen while Etta James sings
our song.
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​
stages of a new favorite song: 1)
listen on repeat, 2) feel like you
can't breathe if song is not
playing, 3) hate song with burning
passion
________________________
​
PROSECUTOR: But isn't also true,
Mr Miller, that some people call you (whips around) - Maurice?
(a guitar catcall is heard)
JUDGE: (bangs gavel) Order! If that guitar plays one more catcall, I'll clear this courtroom!
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Sometimes I wonder why I spend
the Lonely Nights dreaming of a
song
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​
In music
I found myself
In music
I discovered my soul
In music
I recognized true love
In music
I learned about you
________________________
​
Press my ashes into your favorite
vinyl so you can still feel me when
I'm gone
________________________
​
(listening to "Wildfire")
Ah the '70s, when you could
have a hit song about a dead
hors
________________________
​
A true friend will always be there
to sing your song, even when
your music fades out.
________________________
​
My friends are as eclectic as my
music list. Each is a song that
touches my heart in a different
way.
________________________
​
The music that plays in my head
never seems to transition into
reality...
________________________
​
Call now if you are a fast machine
and keep your motor clean.
Operators are standing by.
________________________
​
If music brings you together, it's
likely to be one hell of a
connection. Realize it, and cherish
it. Not everyone gets that.
________________________
​
*holds boombox over my head
outside your window
Me (shouting) Do you have eight
"C" batteries?
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​
My 4yo's favourite song is
Blitzkrieg Bop, so don't bother
telling me how great your kids are.
________________________
​
She's the girl next door to the girl
next door. You know, the one who
cranks Nine Inch Nails to drown-
out Christmas carolers.
________________________
​
*enters rap battle but only gives
compliments
Killing with kindness
Got MCs droppin like flies/
I like your shirt, it brings out your eyes
________________________
​
If Stairway to Heaven is on in my car,
I can't get out until the guitar solo is
over, Officer.
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​
If you play 'In The Air Tonight' by
Phil Collins on December 31st at
11:56:40 the drum break will play
right as the clock strikes midnight.
Start off the new year right.
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​
Me: No one ever questioned
Cypress Hill on HOW membranes
could be insane, and that's the
true definition of insanity.
Parole Board: Uh huh... so, we'll
See you next year.
Me: Yeah, cool. Cool. cool cool.
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Maybe :Protect Ya Neck" was
really just about wearing a scarf in
the winter to keep warm.
You don't know.
________________________
​
Cop: We found evidence - a
raspberry beret outside the
second-hand store.
Forensic Technician: We better
dust it for Prince.
________________________
​
When I die I have my heart set on
haunting an old jukebox.
________________________
​
The nights when music is your
best friend and can calm the thoughts in your head.
________________________
​
Why must people look at me so
strangely when I dance in my car
to the music they are playing in
their car?
________________________
​
I like the parts of 80s music that
sound like the 70s or the 90s.
________________________
​
I always carry a banjo with me so
in case I'm ever chased by the
cops I can play my own getaway
music
________________________
​
Cop 1: Where did you come from?
Cop 2: Where did you go?
Cotton Eyed Joe: I want a lawyer.
________________________
​
All I'm saying is I've never seen a
hazy shade of winter in a jumbo
box of crayons.
________________________
​
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's an Anteater
-Hall & Oates hosting a National
Geographic special
________________________
​
Dock Of The Bay comes on and
for that three minutes it feels
nothing like December
________________________
​
Getting lost in new music is as
close to a fairy tale as you're likely
to get.
________________________
​
The sad reality is they know all
the lyrics. They just can't ever
hear the music.
________________________
​
If I go to a bar and the jukebox
doesn't have Van Morrison's
Tupelo Honey on the playlist, you
better believe some shit's about
to go down.
________________________
​
Her playlist knows who she's
falling in love with, fallling apart for,
or forming a girl gang with to hide
the body.
________________________
​
Bonnie Tyler: Turn around bright
eyyyeees
Ray Charles:....
Bonnie Tyler: oh fuck
________________________
​
I've been listening to John Denver
on repeat all morning in case you
were wondering about my mental
health status.
________________________
​
I wished I loved anything as much
as I hate the Smashing Pumpkins.
________________________
​
Fitz and the Tantrums, but it's just
me losing my shit because my
favourite jeans don't fit after the
holidays.
________________________
​
When I was 12 I realized the song
was Katmandu, not Cat Fondue. It
was at this pivotal moment my
faith in humanity was restored.
________________________
​
Scientists have recently discovered that Bawitdaba is an
incurable std. Protect yourselves.
________________________
​
That awkward moment when
Alexa starts playing a "new"
George Michael album I might like
for no apparent reason...
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?
________________________
​
Me: *plays Clint Eastwood by
Gorillaz*
Him: Wtf is that noise?
Me: *files for divorce*
________________________
​
a little compromise, please:
strawberry fields for a couple
weeks and we'll see how we feel
________________________
​
Straight Outta Compton is a love
song. I don't care what anyone
says.
________________________
​
As soon as the needle hits the
record, you've made a
commitment.
________________________
​
Some days I just want to get in
the car and drive until my p laylist
runs out of songs
________________________
​
Led Zeppelin's 'Going to
California' is now about weed,
and nobody can convince me
otherwise.
________________________
​
If you need me, I'll have
headphones in and I won't be
able to hear you, so send me a
song instead.
________________________
​
It's not so much a playlist as it is a
full range of emotions.
________________________
​
Me, to millennials:
Listen up you snot nosed
punks, I fought for your right to
paaaaarrrrrty!
________________________
​
Again, she puts on "Mambo No.
5."
"Maybe this time, he will say my
name," she thinks.
But he does not say her name. He
never does...
_________________________
​
We embrace music and it
comforts us like a therapy song
that soothes our blues
_________________________
​
I like my playlists how I like my
men...
Constantly surprising me, going
from one rhythm to the next.
_________________________
​
My favorite song, on repeat... But
the acoustic version. Stripped
down, naked and unplugged.
_________________________
​
Sex so raunchy 2 Live Crew
takes notes for llyrics on a new
album.
________________________
​
I should be able to choose the
music you lilsten to when you read
my tweets.
_________________________
​
HR: We've decided to give Kent
the promotion despite his lack of
Dreamweaver experience
Gary Wright: Dammit
_________________________
​
I thought I saw Steven Tyler but it
was just a 90 year old woman
with a zebra print blouse and wax
lips.
_________________________
​
I'll be late for work to finish
listening to the right song. Every.
Time.
_________________________
​
Sometimes when I put my
earbuds in and close my eyes I
can feel you swaying to the beat.
_________________________
​
Listening to Dead Man's Party by
Oingo Boingo on loop since I'm
really into Halloween & because
my cassingle has been stuck in
my tape deck
_________________________
​
If she's playing Patsy Cline she'll
take you back. Tanya Tucker-
oh, you have fucked up, my
friend.
_________________________
​
Imagine me. Except with Rico
Suave playing on an endless loop
in my head ....there you go....
_________________________
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Wife - Remember, my friends
are Lutheran.
Me - Yes, they're big Vandross
fans.
Wife - What did we talk about?
Me - OK, I won't speak.
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Meld with the melody, live in the
lyrics, lose yourself in the
harmony
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It's not that you're boring, it's just
that music isn't.
________________________
​
You must know, when I share a
song with you, it's because I want
you to love it as much as I do
________________________
​
*seductively takes off concert t-
shirt to reveal a second concert t-
shirt
________________________
​
The lyrics and my heart are
having a conversation about you.
________________________
​
Kids on the internet these days
don't know the struggle of having
to play cassette tapes backwards
to hear the devil
________________________
​
During these controversial times
I say we switch our national
anthem to Let There be Rock by
AC/DC
_________________________
​
Can you please put your kc and
the sunshine band lunch box
away when I bring bring people over
I'm trying to fit in with the cool
kids
_________________________
​
The first note plays and you can
feel that tight stitch in your chest
loosen, that's why I listen to
music.
_________________________
​
I think The Beatles said it best
when they said "nah nah nah.
nah a nah nah."
_________________________
​
I've fallen in l ove with way more
songs and books than I ever have
people.
_________________________
​
If you've never bumped the car in
front of you trying to get the radio
to come in a lil better, do you even
love music?
_________________________
​
(awakes from a coma, everyone
is wearing flares, travelling on
roller skates and listening to the
Bee Gees)
-Omg. the future is discopian!
_________________________
​
M: I march to the beat of a
different drum.
Ursula, that's a tambourine.
M: Well that explains a lot.
________________________
​
Hello, I love you.
Won't you tell me your name?
-Jim Morrison and also me,
talking to every dog I meet at the
dog park
________________________
​
Who wanna Riverdance to some
Master P with me tonight??
_________________________
​
Did Maggie wake up when Rod
Stewart asked her to? Asking for
a friend.
_________________________
​
As you descend through all
levels of Hell you're forced to
listen to a different Rush album
_________________________
​
Love people that walk around
with speakers blasting their own
little soundtrack. It's adorable
and tickles me. Rock on, dude,
rock on
_________________________
​
Bruce Springsteen is opening on
Broadway tonight and I'm over
here just hoping I can be in my
pajamas by 7pm...
_________________________
​
CLIENT: What's that sound? Sounds like guitars and drums.
REALTOR: Oh that. They built this city on rock and roll. But if you keep the windows closed, you can hardly hear it.
________________________
​
As caged as she felt, she always
heard the somber music playing
in the background as she
released her love to all of those
that touched her.
_________________________
​
I love Taylor Swift.
My followers: Look what you just
made me do. *BLOCKED*
_________________________
​
My favorite underrated super
hero is Piano Man, because he's
got us feeling alright.
_________________________
​
Harry Styles' new single Sign of
The Times reminds me of my
mom, but doesn't everything?
"You can't bribe the door on your
way to the sky"
_________________________
​
Instead of wedding rings, they
exchanged playlists and lived
happily ever after.
_________________________
​
The radio played 3 Led Zeppelin
songs in a row and now it's
2025.
_________________________
​
I can't eat or drink anything with
cranberries in it without the Zombie song playing in my head, in my head.
________________________
​
I sleep with one arm up under the
pillow like I'm laying there holding
a boombox.
________________________
​
Pavlov's dog but for an 80s kid it's
just your lip curling and fist
pumping involuntarily when you
hear Billy Idol.
________________________
​
Electric blankets are hot, but an
acoustic blanket is more chill.
____________________
​
(Police Press Conference)
Reporter: Howd did you finally
solve this string of home arsons?
Officer: Well, the clues were really
there all along. And thanks to his
admission of guilt via song, David
Byrne of Talking Heads has finallly
been brought to justice.
________________________
​
There's a whole generation of
people growing up rn who don't
even know the hand signs to 2
Legit 2 Quit, you guys.
____________________
​
Them: "You really do eat with
your eyes first."
Me: "Eric Carmen wrote a song
about that."
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​
Judge: It says here you were
going 100mph in a school zone.
Me: In my defense, Black Parade
by MCR came on so...
Judge: Case dismissed!
____________________
​
Juice Newton is like a Fig Newton
except it's moist and explodes. in
your mouth.
____________________
​
I just hope Ray Parker, Sr, died a proud father of his son's artistic
achievements.
____________________
​
It's impossible to have a serious
conversation while the Curb Your
Enthusiasm theme song is
playing.
____________________
​
My favorite love affair has been
with music that drowns out the
dialogue in my head.
____________________
​
Me: Bob, it's pronounced
CHANGING, not a-changin'.
Bob Dylan: ?
Me: Can someone teach Bob to
say CHANGE?
*David Bowie stands up*
Me: Not you
____________________
​
When you find that one song that
makes everything seem perfect
for just a few minutes.
____________________
​
I'm sorry you thought my favorite
song would be the same
everyday...
____________________
​
Leaving Target singing "Don't
Know What I've Bought Till I'm
Home" like Tom Keifer from
Cinderella.
____________________
​
As I laid my head upon your
chest,
I heard the most beautiful music.
____________________
​
I will carry your songs in my head
and in my heart long after you're
gone.
____________________
​
If your kids know the song's name
is White Rabbit and not Go Ask
Alice, you're probably raising
them right.
____________________
​
Dear Death,
Please don't touch Stevie Nicks.
Or Ann & Nancy Wilson. Or Brian
Wilson or Don Henley. I'll get back
to you later 'cause I have a long
list.
Me
____________________
​
So apparently when your friend is
all emotional from a break up,
scream-singing "No Woman No
Cry" isn't the best way to show
her comfort.
____________________
​
The same songs that lit your soul
on fire will someday burn your shit
to the ground.
____________________
​
(assigning band names)
ok your names will be Sawyer
Brown, White Stripes, Blue Oyster
Cult, Blondie, Blood Orange, and
Pink Floyd
Roger Waters: why can't we pick our own colors
____________________
​
If you hear the word urgent and
don't wanna sing Urgent,
Urgent, Emergency! - you might
be too young to get this tweet.
_________________________
​
That song, you know the tune, it
changes the day and recharges
your mood, but you can never
remember who plays it.
It's Led Zeppelin.
_________________________
​
Like a melody so tender, tears
flow from your eyes
Like the first time that I heard
Kelly Clarkson singing live
I wanna move you like that
_________________________
​
Not totally sure how rap battles
work, but I believe Eminem is
now the President of the Unitied
States of America.
_________________________
​
I'm pretty sure that at the age of
78, even Mick Jagger doesn't
have the moves like Jagger.
_________________________
​
BEN FOLDS = good band
BEN FOLDS FITTED SHEETS = fucking amazing band
____________________
​
In the end, we're all just hoping to
be with someone who can make us
feel every goddamn beautiful
emotion as music does.
________________________
​
I like being alone, listening to
music in my own world, away
from all the bullshit in life.
_________________________
​
You're like the first time I heard
a Beatles song, a Coltrane solo,
Glenn Gould channeling Bach
through fingers of glass and
shadow.
_________________________
​
Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of
the way there by now.
_________________________
​
Hers was a solo performance, in
an empty auditorium that she
locked all the doors to.
_________________________
​
*during sex
Did you ever wonder why she
had 99 red balloons and not
100?
_________________________
​
Adele's new song is playing on.
loop in my head.
Welcome to my emotional
breakdown.
Hello...
_________________________
​
David Lee Roth is 63 today...
And other things that piss me
off.
_________________________
​
*tuning radio*
THE STATIC IS COMING FROM
INSIDE YOUR HEAD
_________________________
​
It's pretty bad ass when you find
a song that you are certain will
be on your playlist years from
now.
_________________________
​
(Being kidnapped)
ME: I don't understand why you
get to choose the music.
_________________________
​
Billy Idol - "Dancing With Myself"
- Alive at 61
Whitney Houston - "I Want To
Dance With Somebody" dies at
49
-Introverts live longer
_________________________
​
*puts Bone Thugs N Harmony
tape in my Teddy Ruxpin and
tapes him to my handlebars
_________________________
​
Sometimes we just need to hear
one line of a verse to our song,
to bring us back to the bridge
together.
_________________________
​
If music doesn't carry you to
special moments or emotions or
places, you are missiong one of the
greatest joys of being alive.
____________________
​
this is bullshit. It's like cops don't
even know that the speed limit is
different when you're listening to
AC/DC
____________________
​
One of the greatest compliments
you can give me is adding my
favorite song to your playlist.
____________________
​
I don't know how to walk when a
Bryan Adams song is playing out
loud.
____________________
​
Music sometimes is the only
answer. The only cure. The ONLY
Escape!
____________________
​
AXL ROSE: *hails big yellow taxi*
Take me down to the paradise
city where the grass is green-
JONI MITCHELL: *driving* I have
some bad news
____________________
​
Cop: Know why I pulled you over?
Me: Was it the air guitar?
Cop: *shy* Yeah can...can I get
your autograph?
Me: Happens all the time.
Cop: Thanks!
Me: Hey! This is a ticket!
____________________
​
Music can add the background to
your memories, but it can also
make you long for everything you
never knew you wanted...
____________________
​
You ever have a song end and
you wonder how the fuck life's
supposed to go on after that?
____________________
​
If you slow dance to Purple Rain,
your are having sex.
It's science.
*yes, even by yourself
____________________
​
Some people are the melody,
others are the lyrics, but the best
ones are both.
____________________
​
So many songs tied up in you. I
don't know what would be worse,
losing you, or the music.
____________________
​
If I've learned anything from rap
music, it's that, nothing really
rhymes with Negligent
Manslaughter.
____________________
​
10: Dad, what's being an adult
like?
Me: Have you ever had "She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young
Cannibals stuck in your head for
3 straight weeks?
10: No.
Me: Exactly that.
____________________
​
*lights candles*
*puts on Barry White*
*throws basket of socks onto
floor in hopes that they'll mate*
____________________
​
John Lennon: Here I stand head
in hand, Turn my face to the wall
__
Me: Um, it's fine if you just count
to 20 while we hide
____________________
​
The song that annoys one person
is the same song that another
can listen to all day, and never tire
of hearing.
It's the same with people.
____________________
​
ME: Hello my old friend!
DARKNESS: *walks right by, acts
like it doesn't know me*
____________________
​
I don't care what Mr. Mellencamp
told you son, you CHEW that
damn chilli dog. Jeezus, you're
making me sick.
____________________
​
To the rest of the world Miley
Cyrus is known as Kilometery
Cyrus.
_________________________
​
Sorry Fleetwood Mac, you are
meterogically incorrect,
thunder doesn't only happen
when it's raining
_________________________
​
Alexa should say "oh fuck yeah"
when you tell her to play Led
Zeppelin.
_________________________
​
fell into the night for the shadows,
fell into the silence for the pain, fell
into music for the memories
____________________
​
With Glenn Frey being dead, the
Eagles don't stand a chance
against the Patriots.
____________________
​
Music because you should never
forget exactly how you felt 25
years ago
____________________
​
Sorry you found out your
soulmate has Nickleback lyrics
tattooed on their back.
____________________
​
Spinning your record backwards
and breathing in all of your hidden
lyrics.
____________________
​
It's so easy to have hope
If life lives like a song
It's so easy to have doubt
If the lyrics are wrong
____________________
​
If you've never asked Alexa to
play some funky music, white girl
then you're not for me.
____________________
​
There's no clearer window to a
person's soul than their favorite
playlist.
____________________
​
I read the end of the Bible. Turns
out God is a huge Johnny Cash
fan.
____________________
​
Earworm 911: What's your
emergency?
Me: Can't get Despacito out of
my head.
E: Do you have any LMFAO or
Chumbawumba?
M: No!
E:OMG!
M: OMG!
_________________________
​
There are no phone numbers in
my phone so please reintroduce
yourself like a rapper every time
you text me
_________________________
​
Some people are like songs that
you never look forward to on a
playlist. Delete them.
_________________________
​
When the music is so good you
want to catch every red light.
_________________________
​
They sat on the porch of their
mutual thoughts, studying stars
and pondering the perils of
music.
_________________________
​
ME: Hello darkness.
DARKNESS: Your old friend?
ME: Dude. We worked together
like 10 years ago. Let it go.
_________________________
​
My wife just said "Let's take our
Fleetwood Mac collection and
go to a place untouched by
humanity," and I've never loved
her more.
_________________________
​
She dances to songs that have
yet to be written, twirling through
music only heard in her mind.
_________________________
​
Why musicians even bothered
to make music videos after "Take
On Me" is beyond me.
_________________________
​
You don't know her until she
shares the music that seduces
her soul and fucks with her
heart.
_________________________
​
Numb yourself. Turn up the
music. Close your eyes.
Disappear.
_________________________
​
Pick all the music notes up off
the floor and arrange a new
song.
_________________________
​
No one should be allowed to
tweet without music playing
_________________________
​
Music can help me forget about
everything...
Music can help me remember everything...
_________________________
​
Listen with your eyes and heart
and you will find music
everywhere.
____________________
​
Even when I'm trapped in your
lyrics
Spun in your melodies
I must remember to always sing
my own song
Or I'll be lost forever.
____________________
​
You make my heart swell almost
to bursting.
- and other love notes to music
____________________
​
My kid yelled at me across a
restaurant. I yelled back to stop
yelling. It was a Simon and
Garfunkel moment.
____________________
​
Didn't know the alignment was off
in my car until I let go of the wheel
to clap during "Private Eyes."
____________________
​
Things that keep me up at night:
1.
2.
3. Who put the ram in the
ramalamadingdong?
____________________
​
Music is my sidekick. I am my
own hero. Peace, love and
unlimited data to you all xo
____________________
​
The perfection of that first kiss,
etched into my memory like the grooves
on an old vinyl record, to be replayed
over and over.
____________________
​
The rope tightens while the branch
creaks a melody.
Your feet sway to the music..
It's everything you imagined.
____________________
​
I was always the pause before the
guitar solo from November Rain.
____________________
​
My playlist is whatever CD I can
reach in the car. Also I do not
know what a playlist is.
____________________
​
Get up, drive straight to work,
leave work, drive straight home,
go to bed, repeat all week. So, no
Sheryl Crow, every day is NOT a
winding road.
________________________
​
She's a song that comes and goes
in your mind, but stays stuck in your
heart.
________________________
​
Don't mind me ~ I'm just daydreaming about shared music and making memories
____________________
​
All Salt & Pepa wanted to do was shoop, and you sonsabitches wouldn't let them.
____________________
​
Music will always be the best
coping mechanism I have ever
developed.
____________________
​
Music reaches into those wounds
in your heart and pulls out each
emotion, beautiful and raw, strand
by aching strand with every note.
____________________
​
Play music that reminds you of
someone. Let it thread your soul
into a tapestry of memory.
____________________
​
I'm not looking for forever, just an
album or two, of deep passionate
rhythms and crescendos.
____________________
​
Money for nothin' and chicks for
free?
Dire Straits are a bunch of fucking
liars
____________________
​
I could tell you my story but I'd
rather share the music that
carried me through.
____________________
​
Maybe music shouldn't be
sampled or auto tuned. Maybe it
should come from you, if you
have talent. If you don't, sit your
ass down and listen...
____________________
​
Four wisemen once told me that if
we come together we can get by
with a little hep from our friends.
____________________
​
Dropping the needle on the
record & hearing the crackle is all
the therapy I need.
____________________
​
Some days we need beautiful
music to drown out the ugly
reality...
____________________
​
I'll settle down when I find
someone I can trust to run the
music when we are in the car
together.
____________________
​
I try my best not to talk to people
who consider Syd Barret just a
footnote in a great band.
____________________
​
Personal Jesus is my favorite
song about people who make
everything all about themselves.
____________________
​
Not all pop is bad for you, Iggy
Pop actually gives you a lust for
life.
____________________
​
If I was a figure skating judge at
the Olympics, my score would be
based solely on the music
selection.
____________________
​
That song or stretch of road that
makes you sigh and tighten your
grip on the steering wheel
Today I accelerated past it,
blasting new music.
____________________
​
I used to believe I didn't know
all the lyrics to any songs since
the Purple Rain soundtrack. Then
one day Me So Horny started
playing...
____________________
​
(loud knocking)
"OPEN UP. IT 'S THE POLICE!"
Me: Prove it.
"HOW?"
Me: Sing "Roxanne."
____________________
​
Sometimes you need to change
the background music of your life,
the important thing is not to stop
dancing.
____________________
​
What a beautiful thing it is to live
in a world where music exists.
____________________
​
How can you pick a favorite
song?
It'd be like picking a favorite star.
They're all so fucking gorgeous.
____________________
​
I'm gonna listen to Pink Floyd until
nothing makes sense anymore
____________________
​
i listened to that song you
mentioned. and now i
understand.
____________________
​
Is it just me or as you get older
you really, really appreciate a
great guitar player?
____________________
​
Never have I felt more
understanding to Land of
Confusion by Genesis
____________________
​
*forgets why I walked into a room
*remembers llyrics to a song I
heard once 20 years ago*
____________________
​
*hears song for the first time
ever* *still tries to sing along*
____________________
​
Skip all the sad songs and repeat
the ones that make you dance.
____________________
​
If I've learned anything from
music, it's don't entrust your
secrets to the grapevine
____________________
​
When you play country music
backwards, people hate you even
more.
____________________
​
I talk a lot of crap for a chick that
feels emo when I hear Bon Jovi
singing Never Say Goodbye.
____________________
​
If I pause my music for you, it
had better be good, or the next
time I'm just turning it up.
____________________
​
there is nothing like a wide open
road, windows down and music
blaring to quiet my demons.
____________________
​
Some days you're the song that
makes me dance,
Some days you're the song that
makes me sigh,
Some days you're the song that
plays on repeat,
So my thoughts of you never die.
____________________
​
I bet having sex with a small penis
is a lot like playing air guitar
____________________
​
I hear what you're saying. Hang
on, let me turn the music up so I
can't.
____________________
​
I miss the days when one of my
biggest concerns was what the
hell Lennon meant by "toe jam
football."
____________________
​
Let's just lay here for a while, as I
trace song lyrics with my nails
along your bare skin.
____________________
​
we're all just looking to fill those
empty silences between songs
____________________
​
Age 10: I'm going to be a rockstar
Age 20: I might learn an
instrument someday
Age 30: I hope a piano lands on
me
____________________
​
Police Chief: What do we have here, boys? Officer: Well, he just died in her arms tonight. Chief: Must’ve been something she said?
O: He just died in her arms tonight.
C: Must’ve been some kind of kiss?
Rookie: He should’ve walked away
*eyes roll*
____________________
​
If you can't handle me at my "Blasting ABBA on a Sunday morning," you don't deserve me at my...actually, I totally get it.
____________________
​
She's a beautiful wind-up
music box. A lovely dancer
twirling about to a gorgeous
tune.
It's just, some days she doesn't want you to open the lid.
____________________
​
Some of us are still learning to fly
while free fallin,' but we know
you won't back down.
_________________________
​
You look like the kind of guy who
won't go to concerts because
you can't control the volume.
_________________________
​
Due to cutbacks, Strawberry
Fields will now be open the 1st
and 3rd Tuesday of the month.
_________________________
​
Sorry but last time I checked it's
still not illegal for white boys to
play that funky music...
_________________________
​
Sometimes music is a great
escape, sometimes it's freedom
and it'll also break your heart.
You belong somewhere
you feel free...amen.
_________________________
​
Talking about how Pandora
threw me some classics like The
Loons & The Neck Cutter while
listening to jazz is just the kind of
girl I am.
_________________________
​
I'd rather my piano be decorated
in the sticky fingerprints of my
children, than covered in dust.
_________________________
​
If we had all just stopped,
collaborated, and listened, like
Vanilla Ice said, things would be
a whole lot better.
_________________________
​
The songs we love as adults are
just the lullabies we'll never
outgrow.
_________________________
​
Her full name is Demi Arigato Mister Lovato.
She's probably a robot, too.
____________________
​
It's become apparent that my kids need more Parliament Funkadelic in their lives.
____________________
​
*whisper-hums your favorite song to the monsters under your bed*
____________________
​
No problem is too large that it can't be solved by the song Once in a Lifetime by the Talking Heads
____________________
​
If I have to explain to you what the song means, it doesn’t matter anymore
____________________
​
girl got a song for a heart always playing softly in the distance for me.
____________________
​
music fills a space within me nobody could ever touch. Music hits closest to the void
____________________
​
it's spinning in the grass, don't care if it rains, music.
____________________
​
If music was an arts and crafts supply it would definitely be the glue.
____________________
​
Insufferable people saying insufferable nonsense and I’m dying to wrap myself in silence or music
____________________
​
* listens to our song on repeat*
*realizes after 15 plays he probably didn't even know we had a song.*
____________________
​
When your soul is happy the music sounds infinitely more beautiful.
____________________
​
You're not old until your teenage music is on the classic rock station.
____________________
​
Sorry I didn’t pick up on your flirting, I just thought you were quoting Blondie lyrics.
____________________
​
Quarterflash convinced me years ago to harden my heart and now they’re refusing to pay my medical bills
____________________
​
Current office discussion:
How sweaty Meatloaf gets when
he sings.
You can't make up this shit, guys
_________________________
​
My playlist consists of
background music and sound
effects from Dateline.
_________________________
​
It's nice to have a good cry every
now and then
Especially if music is the cause.
_________________________
​
bind my wrists with lyrics, pin me
to the wall with song
_________________________
​
Sometimes you just need to
drive as fast as you can and sing
Ballroom Blitz on the top of your
lungs.
_________________________
​
If "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
comes on the radio, and you
don't sing the weema-wehs out
loud, then you have no soul.
_________________________
​
If they're sharing songs with you,
they're sharing their feelings
_________________________
​
Him: Can I kick it?
Me: Yes you can.
Him: Can I kick it?
ME: Yes you can.
HIM: Can I kick it?
ME: YES YOU CAN. Are you hard
of hearing?
_________________________
​
Kenny Loggins doesn't strike me as the type of guy who would go into any kind of danger zone...
____________________
​
I have the opposite of the Kool and the Gang song “Celebrate” on a constant loop.
____________________
​
I dropped a stick while playing air drums so I switched to a Def Leppard song.
____________________
​
Sometimes the only thing that is louder than your memories is a speaker full of good music.
____________________
​
Got that memory strumming in the background like a melody you can't forget.
____________________
​
I’ll never be afraid to let him run his fingers over my heartstrings. His love is my favourite song.
____________________
​
I'm all out of fucks, I'm so tired of you Me- singing to every one of my damn CW
____________________
​
You do realize that once you start finding a piece of them in every song you listen to~
your heart is fucked, right?
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I can't play "Bridge Over Troubled Water" without closing my eyes and taking a long deep breath. A song to cleanse your soul of all the dirt it has collected.
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just the open road, windows down, radio on & our pretty little dreams of driving away from everything that isn't us
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Thinking you really know someone online is like reading the lyrics without actually listening to the song.
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That's not funny, my grandfather died from a total eclipse of the heart!
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Just someone who could possibly understand how amazing this playlist is without me having to explain it? That's all.
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Sometimes you can hear your favorite song before it even plays.
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3 hours car ride? More like 3 hour concert staring me as the lead and back up singer for every song.
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The complicated torture of playing the song that sings your feelings back to you, when you thought they'd been resolved.
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all those sad love songs she
couldn't keep her damn hands
off of
-@softwhitekiss
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Before you dare forget just how “Prince” Prince was, for a while he was all “Oh yeah, I’m basically Batman now,” and everyone was all “Yeah, I can see that.”
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HELP! I need somebody!
Him: Sure, I can h—
HELP! Not just anybody!
H: okay, um, I’m here
HELP! You know I need someone!
H: I don’t underst—
HELLLLLP!
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Every situation you come across in life there’s a Bob Dylan song for that.
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He finds a song for two, she floats round the room until he pulls her arm and joins in. Their clothes start to fall, his fingers play over her skin to the rhythm. In the darkness they turn, like needle to vinyl, the moon shining halos where their faces may have been.
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There’s always that one song that takes you back to a certain person and it makes you feel both happy and sad at the same time.
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Trees in her lungs, butterflies in her heart, and every word she ever spoke was music.
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Some souls are drawn to your song. For some, it just won't be their thing. And even others will have songs that sound so similar to yours, you'll get lost in their harmony for a time. Just don't stop singing.
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Music will always get me
recentered when my soul feels
out of balance...
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You know that first time you hear a really great song and know it'll become one of your favorites? Some people are like that, too.
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Target Cashier: Did you find everything you were looking for? Bono: *single tear runs down cheek*
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*sneezes while trying to speak French
-writes new Pearl Jam song
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If you want to make sure people don't talk to you while you're listening to music, try inserting a third earbud somewhere.
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Sometimes I pretend that you’re in the passenger seat, manning the volume on those long lonely drives.
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Clocks by Coldplay is the colicky grandson of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot.
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if you ever turn the radio down when i'm driving i'll throw you out of the fucking car.
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The best thing about hush
puppies is that they don't bark or
air hump when you play 2 Live
Crew.
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A man that sings from his soul is
a man worth learning about.
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these lullabies of petrified trees
& wind chime bones echoing
against fevers of the sky,
blushing against each haunting
song
-@softwhitekiss
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It's crazy that humpback whales can synchronize songs across oceans but I have to turn up the car radio to drown out my roommate's singing.
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Stop being friends with whoever says you can't twerk to Led Zeppelin.
You don't need that negativity in your life.
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If the ice cream truck doesn't play Tom Waits songs exclusively, don't even drive down my street.
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Music is a great mystery. It moves me in ways I don't understand
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This is nothing a road trip and some really loud music won’t fix.
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a delicate dance
greedy hands
stolen glances
dying a thousand deaths
in a single song.
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You look like the kind of person that got their Ramones T-shirt at Target®.
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These nursing home patients act like they've never heard Slipknot.
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The end of the world is romantic,
like an Édith Piaf song on vinyl playing in a bomb shelter, with the perfect amount of static, as a couple dressed to the nines touch each other's face and say, "Those sirens sound close, I love you dear. I love you. Let's dance till the end."
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I think I'm going to go yell Public Enemy lyrics at some teens just to give them a story to tell.
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My music on the ride into work went from Eminem to Reba...and that’s really all you need to know about me.
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Then comes that part of the song where the music is quiet and soft, whispering lyrics only I can hear.
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As if things weren’t bleak enough, we’re two generations deep of people who don’t know the difference between 33 1/3 rpm and 45 rpm.
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I dig people that are fueled by music, feelings, words and laughter.
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If someone says, "Relax," and you don't automatically scream-sing, "DON'T DO IT," we probably can't be friends.
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Slide your lyrics into me, so I can feel your playlist in my soul.
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I was just invited to a Musikkake, do I bring goggles or earbuds or both?!
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If you shout 1-2 - 1234 before your song starts the mother better rock
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I just threw up in a McDonald’s bathroom while Africa by Toto was playing
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With music, you can forget a song exists, then hear it two decades later, and fall in love like the first time. I just heard Don't Let Go by En Vogue. What's it gonna be...
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The Movie star: I want to be a singer now
Mary Ann: Let's start a band. The Professor: I can build us instruments from trees.
The Millionaire: I can get exposure but what should we call it?
His Wife: Marooned 5?
*cheers*
*Skipper and Gilligan in unison*
THIS IS BULLSHIT
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If you ever need to feel every emotion possible, Pink Floyd recorded Dark Side of the Moon just for you.
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My heart must be made of vinyl records, cause it keeps skipping at the same part of the song.
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"I wish she'd stop playing ukulele and go back to
crying"
-my neighbours, probably
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A first kiss should feel like hearing your favorite song for the first time.
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Between Hank Williams pain songs And Newbury's train songs And blue eyes cryin' in the rain..
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Her story spoke quietly of heartbreak and wreckage but screamed of new beginnings, rising from the ashes. I mean, it's not her fault her mixtape was straight fire.
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Welcome to your 30s, your favorite bands are now performing at casinos.
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I thought it would take an hour to get to an appointment but it only took half. So now I can headbang to Iron Maiden in my car for 30 minutes.
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Why are you mad at me because I don't like your favorite band? It's not MY fault they suck.
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The power of live music to make you happy. Even if it’s just you humming your favorite song. Try it.
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When I asked “How can anyone hate America?” I was referring to the band.
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I'm in Wal-Mart and country music is playing and now I'm pregnant.
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turn the music up & the world off and live on the edge of the lyrics
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They make the lyrics to songs you’ve heard a hundred times sound brand new.
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I don't even have one playlist. Most of the time I listen to the radio like a crazy person.
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Windshield wipers that move to the beat of your music. Someone needs to invent that.
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It's 2018 and I still don't know what Sister Christian is about.
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I will fall in love with any guy that smiles at me while Perfect by Ed Sheeran is playing. Music, don't make me a whore.
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her eyes close
a little sigh escapes her lips
on fire from head to toe
as he sweeps over her tingling skin
but it's just that song again
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Instead of skipping that song again, stop and listen to it, you may be surprised.
Ok, yeah still sucks. Skipped.
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If your playlist doesn’t shuffle from Beastie Boys to Marvin Gaye to Little River Band,
don’t even waste my time
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I wanna rock and roll some nights, and part of every day!
- middle-aged KISS fans
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I will only ever judge people by their music and pizza topping selections.
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.she keeps listening to love songs like a girl who's forgotten she's not in love.
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Windshield wipers that move to the beat of your music. Someone needs to invent that.
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doctor: what seems to be the problem today?
me: my heart is sucking up all the blood and replacing it with songs
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Come to think of it, I don't believe those Boys were from the Backstreet of anywhere....
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Music is the language that I speak. Anywhere I go, the music welcomes me and I find those who speak it too.
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Feel the music
Flowing through your veins
Let it comfort your restless soul
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And then someone comes along who makes you want to share the songs that fuck with your heart and save your soul.
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Another night of trying to figure out which white person in the bar played the gangster rap on the jukebox.
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Hand down, that guy from Def Leppard was the best drummer in history.
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He's like a good vibe acoustic song that you put on repeat all day. A warm feeling that starts in your soul and moves through your hips as they sway.
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Sorry I'm late. A good song was on the radio and I didn't wanna get out of the car.
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I was going to recycle an old Red Hot Chili Peppers tweet, but I don't ever wanna feel the way I did that day.
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She's like that song in the middle of the B side that everybody forgot about. ...though there always were those few that would turn it up and play it again...
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do you ever just start singing songs you've never heard before
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sometimes the music changes you, but today, I changed the music
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I'm holding auditions for a new band I'm starting called "ZZ Topless", take off your shirt and let's see if you make the cut.
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let me know when respect makes a comeback
*slips on earbuds
*fades away
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Sometimes the best attitude adjustment is to turn the music up and dance it away.
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Just heard a question I would literally never ask: “Is that the same weekend as Dave Matthews?”
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The scar above my left eyebrow is from jumping out of a car to escape a Phil Collins song.
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I’m starting to think we won’t be getting Mambo number 6.
If it was coming, it would have happened by now
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If Elton John's 'Saturday nights alright' comes on and you dont sing along we can't hang out
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I bet at some point the disciples started looking at Jesus the way the rest of Van Halen looked at David Lee Roth
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When we were kids singing into our hairbrushes and Fleetwood Mac came on, she would always let me be Stevie. Everyone needs a friend who lets them be Stevie.
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yes, i just hung around home depot for an extra 5 minutes to listen to the brothers johnson’s strawberry letter #23 like the old fucker i am.
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The real reason people are scared of the boogieman is because his dance moves are sick af.
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let me know when respect makes a comeback
*slips on earbuds
*fades away
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Still disappointed I didn’t get to loot a cd store or something else cool during Y2K
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A petty officer is just an officer who writes you traffic tickets if you’re not listening to Free Falling when they pull you over.
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my entire day consists of me taking out one earbud and saying what.
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Just because the song ended doesn’t mean I’ve stopped dancing.
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Love in an elevator? I'm always too busy deciding the order in which I'll eat the other people in it, if it breaks down.
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Let your heart beat to the music Let your ears drown in the lyrics Let the music envelope your soul
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I feel my demons ballroom dance with the angels within my soul everytime you make my heart sing
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Sublime came on the classic rock station and I died a little inside
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If you start shopping for vinyls, be prepared to lose yourself for hours in a musical labyrinth
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My siblings have paid off their fancy houses and cars.
I have 40 boxes of rare vinyl albums I lug with me every time I get evicted.@SondraDeeMe
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I’m sorry but all of your musical tastes are shit. :goes back to listening to Air Supply:
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If you ride in the car with me be prepared for me to sing every song.
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Imagine me whimpering, "Don't stop." But it's just cuz he's playing his favorite songs for me.
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My Mom has Alzheimer's. She's lost. I always bring CD's from her era. Music takes her back to a happy times-She sings and smiles. Grateful.
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My siblings have paid off their fancy houses and cars.
I have 40 boxes of rare vinyl albums I lug with me every time I get evicted.
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That slow, steady bassline of chemistry, building into friendship; our lyrics taking us higher, igniting into magic. It's worth it. Even the down beats.
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Music brings back memories of good times, bad times, sad times and lonely times. But they are the memories that made you who you are today.
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Relationship Status: I’m totally feeling the lyrics of I Touch Myself from the Divinyls
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Some music soothes the soul, some makes you happy,
some brings things crashing down.
Music has feelings.
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Music has that magic that will do two things ...
1. Make you remember
2. Or make you forget
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You know what never lies to you?
Music, it's always honest and always there for you no matter the mood you are in.
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No matter how high I turn up the music it will never drown out the thoughts of missing you
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Speak to me through music...
where the melody touches my heart and the lyrics reach my soul
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There is music inside of me. It's coursing through my veins, igniting every spark within my being. Creating something magical.
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Paul: Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes... Hypochondriac: *typing furiously into WebMD*
What? No! What are your other symptoms?? OMG is it contagious?!
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That song in your playlist that you always skip but still hold onto for whatever unknown reason - some people we can’t let go of are like that too.
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Me: Siri, play that funky music *Siri plays The Ramones
So not funky, but I’ll take it cause they’re badass.
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If I don't feel like listening to music, THAT'S rock bottom.
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Unlike the sons, the Mumford daughters all married at young ages just for the chance to change their names and hide their unfortunate family history of angry banjo playing.
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Cheap whiskey, a smoky jazz club and a song with a shelf life of one night only.
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Music has made my body do some "thangs."
And I don't regret any of them.
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Donald Trump calls Kim Jong Un "Rocket Man"
North Korea calls Trump the "madman across the water"
Elton John's reps: "No comment"
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Sad piano music should start playing whenever anyone begins eating a salad.
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If there were a Twitter Orchestra, I'd play the Bermuda Triangle.
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woke up to 7 dancing naked in the dark, with no music on while my dogs humped beside him.
I get it now, David Lynch. I totally get it.
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Them: The Led Zeppelin drum solo Moby Dick is the greatest song of all time.
Me: Are you high again?
Them: I can taste time!
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I wish I missed anything like Lynyrd Skynyrd misses that one Tuesday
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This day needs more boys with guitars singing songs for pretty girls.
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I imagine that being able to sing really good feels like when you do a giant wheelie on your bike.
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My inner monologue is a broken down pipe organ
in an abandoned church
that somehow still plays.
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He was an a-side hit single. She was a deep cut from the b-side. Opposite sides of a beautiful album.
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How to strike up a conversation with someone wearing headphones:
Don’t
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Accidentally tripped over my guitar and played Eruption by Van Halen.
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I’m sorry, officer, but my speed correlates with how badass the song playing is.
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Women who throw their underwear onto the stage at concerts are known as pantyhos.
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Anytime someone has asked me to pray for them, I pray, but for one more Van Halen album
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How well I drive is clearly dependent on how good the music is on the radio.
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The good news is my home is blaring the Ramones.
There is no bad news.
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Honestly, just a good beat
with the music loud
can sometimes mean the world
to a suffocating soul..
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When I have a song stuck in my head, I have another song I always use to unstick the stuck song.
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I really don’t like the person I become when I hear an ABBA song.
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I guess in hindsight,
Barry Manilow's song Man-D takes on a whole new meaning
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Even if you’re too drunk to sing the words to “Louie, Louie” on karaoke night, you won’t get them wrong
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You know all that gut wrenching soul Otis sings with, only a woman can cause that.
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I start all of my rap battles by saying “Now look here, Buster.”
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Music is love, that's why we remember lyrics by heart.
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She lived on Love Street, but
now she's in witness protection
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It’s one of those nights where the music hits like a freight train and I’m lying on the tracks where you left me
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don't mind me, just over here bleeding melodies all over the floor
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Crank up your favourite song and let the rubber meet the road..
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Sometimes you just have to turn the music up louder than the battle inside.
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if you are in a high speed chase on a dirt road and dont have bluegrass blasting on the radio, the cops will catch you every single time
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Listen to music you loved twenty years ago and tell me time travel isn't possible.
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I almost bought my son Coachella tickets for his birthday but then I remembered that time he said David Bowie was irrelevant.
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If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.
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she had eyes that looked like no one had ever written a song for her
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I walked in on my 8 year old staring at himself in my makeup magnifying mirror singing Purple Rain so my work here as a parent is done.
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Some hearts are just like that dusty old guitar. They may be a bit out of tune but there’s still music to be had in there.
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A curvaceous body bound by strings, silently begged to be played... Slowly a hand began to create music, Rhythmically caressing, faster and faster... reaching at last a crescendo that permeated the air and brought tears of joy to the eyes.
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If you’re not happy for someone else’s smile; it’s because you can’t hear the music they’re dancing to.
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If you want to know what she’s thinking, let her pick the next song.
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she’s a bit of a distraction, wrapped up in a song
hips are swaying,
come sing along
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Carpenter bees are just like regular bees but rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
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I can’t explain what I feel, but I can find a song that can.
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some songs make me wish i was old enough to have sex in the 90s
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You bring the vinyl and I'll bring the music and together... we'll just record tonight.
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Sometimes you become so entangled in a song, you're not sure if the artist wrote it about your life or you wrote your life about the song.
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I'm 'tickets for concerts didn't use to be $300' years old. -@NichLovesSports
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No thanks Mr. Radio DJ, hearing that song 43 times on the radio today isn’t helping anyone.
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Hey millennials or whatever the fuck you call yourselves ..... your music fucking sucks.
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I'm at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert and It looks like everyone who was ever on COPS got tickets.
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when there is no music to lull
you to sleep, remember the
lullaby buried beneath your
chest, that beautiful red beat of
your heart
-@softwhitekiss
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I bet Laverne would have totally gotten with Lenny if she knew he would eventually become the lead singer in a heavy metal band.
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"Hey! Hey, you! Come back here!" - me, going through the desert with a horse with no name, when it runs away
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Flopysy bangs on the skins, Peter and Bugs thrash their axes as a coked up Velveteen stage dives into a roaring crowd...
* 80s' Hare Band
-@oakhillbargrill
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I fixed the noisy fan in my car by simply turning up the radio.
Music can repair more than just the soul.
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Erasing my computer's history so no one knows how much I really like Neil Diamond.
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Nothing says old as fuck like throwing your granny panties onstage at an AC/DC cover band
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Exchange a list of your favorite songs and then look up all the lyrics on hers to see how crazy she really is.
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I occasionally lose hope. Then it comes creeping back up in a sunset, a cloud, a song, a smile. And I realize I'll always be a daydreamer.
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In a digital world, she's a record that you can caress, gently lay into place, drop the needle and immerse yourself.
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If your dog doesn't have a favorite song, they aren't as cool as my dog.
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Do commercials that use classic songs but change the words to sling their crap know we'd rather they didn't?
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I really like that one dance song where the woman sings & then the guy raps.
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her: let's watch the sound of music
me (whispering in her ear) That’s not how music works
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Sometimes I wish I was in a Journey song and
I could take the midnight train to anywhere
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conspiracy theory: what if stacy’s mom was a girl named jenny (her number being 867-5309) and stacy’s dad was a guy named jessie...making stacy’s mom...jessie’s girl
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Elvis Presley didn’t steal rock and roll from Chuck Berry. Chuck stole it from Marty McFly. Know your history and do not @ me
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Not saying I’m old but I’ve been known to make comments like “I’m not fond of Led Zeppelin’s newer stuff.”
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Welcome to your 40s, your favorite songs are on the radio again. They call it classic rock now, but still.
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Oh, to be that sigh that leaves your lips before the lyrics come spilling out.
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Sometimes I wonder if the girl who took the midnight train to anywhere ended up with the guy who left on the midnight train to Georgia
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You still haunt my playlist, like the ghost you turned yourself into.
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When listening to your favorite song, all the background noise fades away.
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Phil Collins used to be a sex symbol, in case you’re wondering how good cocaine was in the 80s.
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Was gonna get out of the car but then "Shoop" came on so this is where I'm stayin
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I've been to many different genres of concerts and one thing has stayed the same... Passion.
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There's a post in the water with a seagull on top just as set in his ways and unflappable as Charlie Watts behind his drum kit.
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Kids these days don’t know the feeling of dying inside when the stereo ate your favorite cassette tape
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If you don’t know the words to every Lynyrd Skynyrd song get the fuck outta my Trans Am.
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the music never fades & lyrics never die, maybe this is how we learned to survive
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Welcome to Oxymoronpalooza, featuring:
-Biggie Smalls
-Fatboy Slim
-Led Zeppelin
-Quiet Riot
-Vertical Horizon
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Those friends that send you music just because, but it ends up being exactly what you need to hear....those are your people!
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Wife: *turns up radio* omg this is the best band ever!
ME: *sadly glances at our ring fingers*
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Ever hear the first few chords and know a song is going to grip you and never let go?
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Sometimes you need to get away from everything and everyone, and let it just be you, and the music. No bullshit.
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Sometimes people say a song made them cry when they mean a song let them cry.
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There's the wind making music again and I can't help but hum along..
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Someone somewhere is perfecting a song on the keyboard, and I, someone somewhere, is dancing to it.
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If there's a song playing when you die, it probably becomes stuck in your head your entire afterlife.
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Sometimes we suppress the beats of the songs of our heart, to allow us to “live.”
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We all have songs that touch us in different ways, but the ones that make every fiber in my body pulse with it are my favorite.
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Powerful background instrumentals during scenes will always make your body feel like it's flying, even if it brings you to tears.
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Sitting on my porch listening to the band at the street carnival a couple blocks over playing a pink floyd song, and I think things will probably be alright for one more day.
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Music is a journey. Each one is personal to us.
Find your own musical path.....and follow it.
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Sometimes it’s as simple as life influencing music, and music influencing life.
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The world went to shit when women stopped sprawling out on a piano as they sung a song.
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I remember the first time I heard John Lennon's "Imagine" played in a bank lobby. I wasn't sure if my generation had won or lost.
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Everyone has a song that brings you to your knees, begging for mercy.
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Either I just saw Brian Setzer from the Stray Cats or an old man with a shitty haircut.
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the poem goes something like "she walked into a music shop and all the pianos broke"
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do you still climb trees to get away from the world, do you still wish songs could love you back
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Just keep playing the blues and I'll find my way back to you.
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I wish life had background music, so I could know what was going on.
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When someone tells me they don't like The Beatles, what I hear is you need me to educate you about The Beatles.
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*makes 1980s style Punk Rock album covers from the avis of people I don’t like
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I have an accordion and I'm not afraied to use it
-@stoneysugar
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When a violin is played a certain way, it sounds like a hundred hearts breaking, beautifully and all at once.
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Okay, I think we can agree on one thing at least.
“My Ding-a-Ling” was not really a song about a bell.
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May your problems be such that they can be solved by a guitar solo.
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If you hold a Coors Light can up to your ear you can hear a Toby Keith song.
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I was an ordinary melody, but you remixed me into something I could dance to again.
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